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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

Laphonza from the Black Lesbian Communist Happy Days remake? 😂😂😂 Don't "these people" have a clue how stupid those Poseur-Afro-French-Royalty names look and sound? Do her friends call her Lap or Lappy? Also, the correct spelling is La Pfonzuh.😉

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Honkycrackuh's avatar

Licki.

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

😂😂😂 Good one. Licky Laphonzuh, post-modern low-IQ Lucky Luciano.

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

P.S. Check out La Pfonzuh's pic with the Crist campaign sign. Like Laurence Fishburne in drag. Reminds me of trannies in "women's sports". Could also be an unfair advantage in love, you know, over biological female lesbians as well as heterosexual male lesbians. 😂

https://imgs.search.brave.com/Q8yvDwjexqKpz1jAdyTbx_OkV_yGuPagmPgu0Chg9_s/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS1jbGRucnkucy1u/YmNuZXdzLmNvbS9p/bWFnZS91cGxvYWQv/dF9maXQtNzYwdyxm/X2F1dG8scV9hdXRv/OmJlc3Qvcm9ja2Nt/cy8yMDIzLTEwLzIz/MTAwMS1sYXBob256/YS1idXRsZXItcmQt/MTExOXAtNmE2ZGM0/LmpwZw

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dpci's avatar

Every time I see that dog faced, Katie Porter, I assume she is in the running for homeliest woman in Congress. But there is some stiff competition from the likes of Pramila Jayapal, Ayanna 'eight ball' Pressley, and that always crazed looking Rosa DeLauro. Also Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is still rocking that poodle haircut that Weird Al lampooned on the cover of his album Poodle Hat. To be fair, bug-eyed Adam Schiff is likewise hideous looking. Especially when pursing up his tiny lips.

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

Add "Sheila" Jackson-Lee. She's ugmo & stupid enough. Well ... it.

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dpci's avatar

Reminds me. I left off prune faced Mad Maxine.

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

She reminds me of a Doberman we had, but it was sweet, much better looking and far more intelligent.

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dpci's avatar

I would have trained him to say 'Reclaiming my time!'

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Heather Boylen's avatar

Wasserman-Schultz, I just look at her and think how can she not see how dated and awful she looks, especially her hair? And acts like she thinks she is a pretty princess.

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Robert Luther's avatar

I thought for sure he'd go with Meghan Markle

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

MeGyn Merkin 😂

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dpci's avatar

MeAgain.

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Hub's avatar

Over-qualified.

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Eric Kjeldgard sr's avatar

Lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅❗🎯

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Franz Enciso's avatar

The only good thing about this choice is that it will not be Adam Schiff!

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dpci's avatar

At 90 years old, Dianne Feinstein of California was the oldest serving member of the Senate. She had been in politics for over 60 years. During a recent roll call, Feinstein appeared to be frozen and confused. A colleague, Senator Patty Murray of Washington, is overheard on a hot microphone telling Feinstein, “Just say, ‘Aye.'” “Pardon me,” Feinstein responded. “Aye,” Murray said again.

Still confused, Feinstein launched into a speech in favor of a bill, rather than responding to the roll call. Feinstein was cut off by a staff member who appeared to inform the senator that the committee was still calling roll. How out of it do you have to be when even Patty Murray thinks you are dim?

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PhilH's avatar

At least, now that she’s dead, she’s no longer serving. I think back in the day they tried to prop the dead ones up until the end of their terms.

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dpci's avatar

Imagine a policy meeting with Feinstein, Fetterman, Mitch McConnell and Joe Biden.

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Torpedo 8's avatar

She's not serving anymore, but she can still vote in California.

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Dan Sargis's avatar

So now an appoint to the US Senate is based on the same criteria as an acceptance to an Ivy League university.

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dpci's avatar

Even the Ivy League has now been shamed and blocked by the Supreme Court from practicing their legacy of systemic racism.

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Dan Sargis's avatar

True that their prior discriminatory practices have been found unconstitutional but they are already knee-deep in work-around schemes...nothing except DOJ criminal enforcement and serious penalties will stop them and that is somewhere in the unforeseeable future.

As for “shame”, they are shameless...these are all boards, large donors, administrators and faculties 90+ far-far-far left limousine liberals.

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dpci's avatar

Once the Court went to work with Ketanji Brown Jackson, they realized what a disaster affirmative-action has become. Not being able to define what a woman is should disqualify a person from ever being accepted to college, let alone graduating with a law degree.

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

Her parents misspelled Jumanji.

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

They've hardly been blocked. John Obamacare Roberts & Pink-Face Sissy Kavanaugh gave them the circumvention roadmap. Just say how being [identity here] shaped your fit.

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Myriad Mike's avatar

If I were Newsom, I would have selected Beyonce instead. (without even telling her in advance), or maybe Michelle Obama, just to stir up some shit.

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Stoat's avatar

A fly on the wall indeed! By doing this, Newsom has infuriated the CBC which is to be expected most anytime for any reason, but in this case it raises all sorts of questions. Could it be that Lee, infamous for decades as one of the most breathtakingly low- I.Q. and hysterical politicians in all of United States history, is too much of a far-Left nutjob even for Newsom? Could this be an effort to appear slightly more moderate as Newsom considers a Presidential run?

Oh, the tangled web they weave!

https://news.yahoo.com/congressional-black-caucus-urges-newsom-225307320.html

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

Barbara Lee sounds too Anglo-Chinese and Uncle Thomasina. With Laphonsa (😂😂😂) you still get a limo-commie, but you also get a lesbian, and the stupid-sounding in-your-face French-Afro-Royalty poseur name that sells with both the perma-welfare & lefty college puke sets. Newscum probably picked her because she's far more corrupt than Lee. Win Win Win Win!

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Charles Allen's avatar

Yeah I always appoint completely radical communist liberals when I want to appear more moderate.

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TomKat Books's avatar

Ann Coulter is close to being correct. Laphonza Butler is the ideal U.S. senator for Newsom, not necessarily California.

Laphonza earned six points for Newsom in the Woke ratings --woman, black, lesbian, Democrat, rabid abortion-lover and commie. A straight white male like him, would penalize him three points. So such a candidate is out of the question for consideration.

Newsom must run up his score for his eventual run for the Dem presidential nomination in 2024.

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Helios Megistos's avatar

Amidst the halls of power, a tale unfolds,

Of a senator, by some decree, extolled.

Laphonza Butler, they did appoint,

In a fashion that seems quite out of joint.

For skin and gender, her credentials clear,

Were lauded loudly by those in the rear.

A choice it seems, not based on merit's grace,

But on identity, in this hallowed place.

No path of politics had she traversed,

A D.C. lobbyist, now well-immersed,

In the game of power, and the lobbyists' sway,

To represent California, some say nay.

Oh, first lesbian senator, they cheer,

As if that fact should make all doubts disappear.

But should not competence be the highest goal,

In this grand endeavor, that takes its toll?

A Californian resident, it's said she's not,

Her current dwelling in a different lot.

Should not allegiance lie with the Golden State,

For senators to represent, and legislate?

In this grand political theatre, we find,

A tale of intrigue and of ties that bind.

But let us hope, in satire's piercing light,

That governance might someday find its right.

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Rich Helppie The Common Bridge's avatar

Newsom knows his politics. The identity politicians like Schiff and Lee cannot criticize a Black lesbian without being called a racist homophobe

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Honkycrackuh's avatar

Fashionably racist, she enjoys the support of the senate, the Executive, the crooked MSM, Soros, Gates, Xi and PUTIN. Every enemy of America supports Biden and the democrats.

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Hub's avatar

Nice. Make a lobbyist a Senator. Cut out the middleman.

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Hauptsturmpführer Pfauci's avatar

Yep. Usually it goes the other way. If a Senator or high-ranking congressman gets fired, they get hired as a lobbyist/bagman.

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Jim's avatar

OK, then I remind you how another inexperienced carpetbagger (Obama) got a Senate appointment in a blue state (Illinois) and served less than one term before being put forth as the Democrats’ presidential candidate.

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David P Douglass's avatar

From what I've read, she's easily triggered, and is a straight shooter, but loads only blanks, so I'd say it should be fairly entertaining.

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Honkycrackuh's avatar

Straight shooter? She portrays perversion as normal, leading if not seducing countless innocents astray.

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David P Douglass's avatar

Said in the context of politics with sarcasm, not societal illnesses.

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Tony damico's avatar

Just what the country needs another pervert in Government! These Ppl don't know who or what they are and yet they make Law's for sane Ppl!

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