CALIFORNIA GETS A NEW SENATOR!
Laphonza Butler is the ideal U.S. senator for California ...
Why Laphonza Butler is perfect for the Golden State:
First, Butler was chosen entirely for her gender and skin color, as Gavin Newsom repeatedly made clear would be the case.
Second, she is a D.C. lobbyist with no elective experience.
Third, she will now be the first lesbian senator from the country's most populous state!
Fourth, she is majestic enough not to bother with trivial details, such as being a California resident at the moment.
Fifth, her nomination has torpedoed the Senate candidacies of Reps. Adam Schiff and Katie Porter. It’s one thing to be hoist on your own petard, but another to have the petard shoved up your butt.
 Oh to be a fly on their walls today!Â
This is a joyous day for California and I won't have anyone rain on it.
Laphonza from the Black Lesbian Communist Happy Days remake? 😂😂😂 Don't "these people" have a clue how stupid those Poseur-Afro-French-Royalty names look and sound? Do her friends call her Lap or Lappy? Also, the correct spelling is La Pfonzuh.😉
Every time I see that dog faced, Katie Porter, I assume she is in the running for homeliest woman in Congress. But there is some stiff competition from the likes of Pramila Jayapal, Ayanna 'eight ball' Pressley, and that always crazed looking Rosa DeLauro. Also Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is still rocking that poodle haircut that Weird Al lampooned on the cover of his album Poodle Hat. To be fair, bug-eyed Adam Schiff is likewise hideous looking. Especially when pursing up his tiny lips.