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He can not complete a sentence any better than JoeKer Biden.

Dumb asses will still vote for him bc the average American voter is also brain dead.

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What could the Democrat Party possible owe him before the nomination? And once it was clear his recovery was too slow for the race, or maybe never, they couldn’t come up with a more appealing candidate? Well, GA went with Abrams.

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Sep 8, 2022·edited Sep 8, 2022

Although the scenario of Fetterman being an alien gourmand from a distant planet is at least as plausible as most all other Democrat articles of faith (sturgeons and pharmacists can actually change your sex, allowing only the criminals to have guns will reduce crime, pushing coal-burning {"electric"} cars that use exotic, rare-earth batteries on the public while reducing the electrical generation infrastructure will not only improve transportation but will save the planet; everything in the world needs to be viewed through the sick and twisted lenses of race, class and gender, etc. etc. etc.) I would wish to politely suggest that the true reason for a Fetterman candidacy and the Democrat Party's support of it are far more down-to-earth but equally as malevolent as a haute cuisine focused alien takeover.

Given that the foundation of the Left is totalitarianism, Democrats are finding that it's more and more difficult to sell an endlessly-failed ideology of iron-fisted State micro-control to people who have read unrevised history, are accustomed to being free and were Blessed with more than a single-digit I.Q. Hence the dumbing-down of academia, the forced-rejection of merit in the workplace, the policing of speech to ensure a rigid ideological conformity and the banning of Ann Coulter from American television. Democrats are also finding that this whole business of free will among 'elected' officials is terribly problematic. And so we come to the Fetterman candidacy.

Anyone who has had the misfortune of accidentally hearing Fetterman speak has most likely come away baffled as to how such a breathtakingly inarticulate and incoherent person could ever have risen to an elected office...until you realize that he is actually The Perfect Democrat Politician. Following the lead of Maxine Waters, Stacy Abrams, AOC and so many others, Democrat Party officials will similarly never have to worry about him using "big words" that will alienate, confuse and anger their growing feral voter base. His 'acid casualty' oratory style will be non-threatening to Democrats who complain that the 280 characters allowed in a single Tweet are WAY too much to slog through and asking for a coherent train of thought is an example of White supremacy and is racist at its core.

But the greatest value Fetterman provides is illustrated by the Democrat Party's crowning glory, Joe Biden. The joy Democrat Party bosses must feel at having a full-blown dementia patient as President, and a lunatic, infantile, Whore Of Babylon as his second must be something for the history books. To be able to inflict destructive Leftist policy on the most powerful Nation the world has ever seen from the shadows through a mindless puppet while the actual decision makers are subjected to zero accountability is surely among their greatest wet dreams and here they are, enjoying it every day. Fetterman will provide an equally malleable vessel for unfettered Democrat toxicity with the added benefit of him being a hard-Left ideologue at his core. Party bosses will never have to worry about him accidentally straying into sanity because he simply doesn't have it in him. They can relax and confidently focus on destroying America through their eager useful idiot while their only concern will be in keeping the truckloads of payoffs out of public view.

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Yet Dr. Oz will be lucky to beat Fetterman as it now stands and that says it all...not only running against the Libs but also against the great American Pravda machine 🤷‍♂️

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Not to worry, Ann. You’ll need to eat a lot more cheeseburgers before he puts you on the menu.

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The Kanamits would be offended that they’ve been compared to a big dumb slob.

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This guy is leading his race,! Good grief what are the Ppl of this state thinking off. This man is insane!

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Sep 8, 2022·edited Sep 8, 2022

The real question is, "Is a Kanamit a Fetterman?"

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Thank you for sharing your perspective Ann.

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Sep 9, 2022·edited Sep 9, 2022

He is Pennsylvania's version of Beto O'Rourke.............but to me, he is just another liberal.

I live in Minnesota, we have Keith Ellison.

The problem is --- these people get voted in!! Is it all cheating?? No! Therefore we need to bring back Jim Crow voting laws....version 2.0. The colonials didn't let everyone vote. They were onto something.........

Voting IDs and Voting IQ tests should be mandatory.

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The Democrat Party again puts up a very physically ill candidate - it's like a metaphor for their party.

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He is just a gigantic, tattooed, hoodie-wearing, left-wing freak - but you are being much too kind.

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I kinda like the picture on the right of Fetterman in the alter boy get up.

Wait, which one’s the alien?

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Sep 8, 2022·edited Sep 8, 2022

I'm bald, and I've got a Van Dyke, but I just can't master that look, dammit.

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It almost doesn’t matter because PA hasn’t changed any voting procedures since 2020 and this election will be stolen as well.

I worked the polls in 2020 and saw the absolute clusterf*ck that was mail in ballots that night. Just a couple of weeks ago PA made their voter registration a two page paper with a mail in ballot request on the backside of the ballot. They’re stealing this election, friends. Fetterman is a big dumb juvenile delinquent.

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This is the era of marginalized people and victimhood.

No matter if they really are --- marginalized or victims.

Therefore -- Fetterman is perfect. He will win.

God save our country.....

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