Yet another advertisement for homeschooling. This "administration" just can't help itself...
Child: What was it like when you were going to school?
Woke Parent: It was horrible; nothing at all like the enlightened times we live in now. We didn't have drag shows and were deprived of the glorious tapestry of gender expression that you have today. Many of our teachers were not only rigidly heterosexual, they refused to discuss their personal lives or their sexuality at all with their students. Instead of teaching us about the inherent evils of whiteness and of the horrific oppression that a person with white skin, especially a man, automatically inflicts on everyone around them, even without saying a word, we were taught completely apolitical and therefore useless subjects like English grammar, math and science. Teachers were almost never arrested for sex crimes with children, which proves how completely backward they were in their own lives.
Child: How will Wokeness Training and CRT help me as I grow up?
Woke Parent: Oh! I think that was the doorbell. It will probably be Anton and Jamal who are going to be staying with us for awhile. I met them at the Pride march yesterday.
The Dems tried so hard to look normal with their flag-waving and Cold War II. But they've obviously given up on normal people altogether. Had Biden been anything but a cardboard cutout, that might not have happened.
By now, every school district in the country must know about this new edict. Biden must look like he's lost his mind.
That’s so ridiculous! But hey I hear Mexico don’t put tampons in the mens bathroom can we pull funding from them! No financial aid to countries who throw their gays off the roof of tall buildings as well!
Yet another advertisement for homeschooling. This "administration" just can't help itself...
Child: What was it like when you were going to school?
Woke Parent: It was horrible; nothing at all like the enlightened times we live in now. We didn't have drag shows and were deprived of the glorious tapestry of gender expression that you have today. Many of our teachers were not only rigidly heterosexual, they refused to discuss their personal lives or their sexuality at all with their students. Instead of teaching us about the inherent evils of whiteness and of the horrific oppression that a person with white skin, especially a man, automatically inflicts on everyone around them, even without saying a word, we were taught completely apolitical and therefore useless subjects like English grammar, math and science. Teachers were almost never arrested for sex crimes with children, which proves how completely backward they were in their own lives.
Child: How will Wokeness Training and CRT help me as I grow up?
Woke Parent: Oh! I think that was the doorbell. It will probably be Anton and Jamal who are going to be staying with us for awhile. I met them at the Pride march yesterday.
Their aim was always to normalize pederasty.
The Dems tried so hard to look normal with their flag-waving and Cold War II. But they've obviously given up on normal people altogether. Had Biden been anything but a cardboard cutout, that might not have happened.
By now, every school district in the country must know about this new edict. Biden must look like he's lost his mind.
That’s so ridiculous! But hey I hear Mexico don’t put tampons in the mens bathroom can we pull funding from them! No financial aid to countries who throw their gays off the roof of tall buildings as well!
Anyone talked Biden down from the hotel balcony yet? This is how Biden raises national morale.