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Nothing more dangerous for a swimmer than saving a violent, flailing non-swimmer.

The only constant in this year's version of The Haiti Crisis is a new round of non-swimmers lining up for NGO-aided resettlement in Utah, Wyoming, and Idaho. So they can create new shitholes right here in the US.

After all, the best way to end all foreign crises is to make them domestic crises, right?

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You forget the power of the spoken word. Upon meeping and pidgining his way through a naturalization ceremony, the dusky savage becomes just as American as you and me. Old things pass away and all things are made new as a thousand generations of instinct leave his body and his IQ soars like the majestic eagle of his new homeland.

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Ah yes, the Magic Dirt that transforms a Haitian who arrived two days ago from Port au Prince into "Nebraska Man" in the headline documenting his rape of two 11 year olds...

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No ceremonies any more, just a (p)residential ghostwritten decree. Having a ceremony would only give the former border meaning it no longer has. Welcome to Babel, citizen. Don't forget to vote for Michelle in November.

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They still have naturalization ceremonies, but during COVID they excluded the families and friends. This hasn't really changed because they got adept at swearing them in as US citizens on the same day they passed the test.

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Quick, call the Clinton Foundation, there must be something left to steal.

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It’s curious to see that the state of Haitian enlightenment has somehow degraded since their 1791 revolution. At least when they slaughtered the French while declaring their independence, the Haitians could blame their barbaric savagery on their prior enslavement and contemptible treatment by the French.

What is the excuse for slaughtering Christian missionaries whose only offense was a lack of common sense in trying to help Haitian children live a better life? Or was this just another case of “wilding” gone bad.

What I really don’t understand is the third world’s universal fascination with burning the bodies of already dead innocents previously defiled by every savage means.

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It's the same instinct that burns down one's own neighborhood to spite those who would not set foot in it to piss.

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Hiding the evidence, or God forbid, shame?

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Sadly the golden age of Haitian civilization ended in 1790. Alas, nothing lasts forever.

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These third world "people" are so dumb they don't have reasons for doing things. All they think about is eating and bonking. If they can't eat it or bonk it they destroy it.

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The snake story is the best. Some snakes are dangerous

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And they are going to try to flee here. No no no. Enough is enough. Haiti is small. They call us in every so many years to help- then we leave and it goes crazy again. Then they blame us. They cannot govern themselves

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Oh please…read Wikipedia…Haiti’s Revolution and barbaric slaughter of the French was the first and lasting model of self-government in the Caribbean.

Which might lead a sane person to conclude that insanity exists in perpetuity because sane-pretenders like Wikipedia will always give you the up-side-down version of life. They gaslight the normal into the insanity of self-doubt.

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Thank you for the update on crime Ann. Geopolitical “enlightenment” costs lives. One true man sacrificed his life for our sins.

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Much like a rabid dog, these animals need to be put down. Quickly. Like the day before yesterday.

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This nightmare reminds me of the collage student from CA who traveled to South Africa to work on the get out the vote campaign. For her trouble she was stabbed and hung on a chain link fence. After 5 years in prison the murderer was released and later employed by the parents of the murdered girl. They opened a bakery in SA to show their altruism. I think I would have been all out of altruism by that point.

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Imagine how much worse Haiti would be today if George W. Bush and his "brother from another mother" B. J. Clinton hadn't "rescued" it.

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Haiti? Why are liberal's so obsessed with it.?

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This is the same old story Haiti is and always was a lost cause, this is just a waste of 2 beautiful +giving Ppl the Religion that sent them there are at fault they never realize there are lost causes!

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"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you."

"I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

Every 30 years the U.S. must intervene to prevent the good people of Haiti from eating each other. But with enough missionary work, I am confident that these people will someday incorporate a manger scene into their snake worship.

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Wow. the comments..

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The comments are right on target! The worthless blacks that live in Haiti have destroyed a beautiful place.

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Going to Haiti to serve as missionaries? How stupid. Nothing but chaos in Haiti, and they thought it was a wise idea to go to Haiti? You can’t fix stupid. It’s no surprise they ran into trouble.

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I'm guessing they knew what might happen. And Jesus did say you will suffer if you follow me. Those who are killed following the teachings of Jesus are called martyrs. May they rest in peace.

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You shouldn’t proselytize during a gangland fight or even a bar room fight. Best to pray for them until things cool down and wait for God to place into a situation where you can possibly do some good. These poor kids walked right into a meat grinder. They may have had better luck in Gaza, but not much.

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