CANCELED: Ice Hockey Too White!

Let's just hope they don't find out about indoor plumbing

From The College Fix:

«University cancels intramural ice hockey after ‘equity audit’

SEPTEMBER 11, 2022

A Canadian university has decided to scrub its intramural hockey program after an “equity audit” determined it needs to be more “accessible and inclusive.”

In a statement, Alberta’s Mount Royal University said:

We have recently assessed ice hockey intramurals through our Accessible and Inclusive Programs Audit, an Equity Analysis, our Program Needs Assessment, informal feedback, and observation. Many factors were considered in these assessments which included, but are not limited to, sense of belonging; participant behavior (this includes anything that may lead to a penalty during games); who the program was built by, with, without, and for; equipment requirements; skill requirements; participant fees; ice time cost; program location; staffing; learning opportunities; etc.

The school added its assessment was “crucial” in making sure “all feel they belong,” and that it is “exploring options and strategies as to whether inclusive and equitable opportunities for ice hockey will be possible in the future.” …»

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There doesn’t seem to be a lot of checking. Maybe hockey players should claim to be “indigenous,” like this woman:

White daughter of Maine pageant queen quits role as indigenous college dean after being accused of LYING that she's Native American to land job while peddling $35,000 tribal quilts