Russian intelligence is apparently as clueless as U.S. intelligence.
The Russkies were holding an American citizen who hit ALL the media’s erogenous zones:
Black - CHECK!
Lesbian - CHECK!
In a gay marriage - CHECK!
Brought hashish and vaping cartridges into Russia - CHECK!
Played for the WNBA - CHECK!
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