Only Trump could lose a debate to a vegetable. Because he already did.

The disastrous Trump-Biden debate

American voters were never given the opportunity to see that Biden — our president — has advanced dementia because Trump never stopped interrupting him at the debates.

Riddle: Who could lose a debate to Biden?

Only one man: Donald Trump.

Below is a random selection from the first debate transcript, which you can read yourself here, and weep bitter tears.

TRUMP: Joe, you’ve had 308,000 military people dying because you couldn’t provide them proper healthcare in the military. So don’t tell me about this.

BIDEN: I’m happy to talk about this.

TRUMP: And if you were here, it wouldn’t be 200, it would be two million people because you were very late on the draw. You didn’t want me to ban China, which was heavily infected. You didn’t want me to ban Europe.

WALLACE: All right, gentlemen, Mr. President.

TRUMP: You would have been much later, Joe, much later.

WALLACE: Mr. President.

TRUMP: We’re talking about two million people.

BIDEN: You’re not going to be able to shut him up.

WALLACE: Mr. President, as the moderator, we are going to talk about COVID in the next segment. But go ahead.

BIDEN: Let me finish. The point is that the President also is opposed to Roe v. Wade. That’s on the ballot as well and the court, in the court, and so that’s also at stake right now. And so the election is all-

TRUMP: You don’t know what’s on the ballot. Why is it on the ballot? Why is it on the ballot? It’s not on the ballot.

BIDEN: It’s on the ballot in the court.

TRUMP: I don’t think so.

BIDEN: In the court.

TRUMP: There’s nothing happening there.

BIDEN: Donald would you just be quiet for a minute.

TRUMP: You don’t know her view on Roe v. Wade? You don’t know her view.

WALLACE: Well, all right. All right. Let’s talk. We’ve got a lot to unpack here, gentlemen. We’ve got a lot of time. On healthcare, and then we’ll come back to Roe v. Wade.

BIDEN: All right.

WALLACE: Mr. President, the Supreme Court will hear a case a week after the election in which the Trump Administration, along with 18 state Attorney Generals are seeking to overturn Obamacare, to end Obamacare.

TRUMP: That’s right.

WALLACE: You have spent the last week-

TRUMP: Because they want to give good healthcare.

WALLACE: If I may ask my question, sir.

BIDEN: Good healthcare.

WALLACE: Over the last four years, you have promised to repeal and replace Obamacare, but you have never in these four years come up with a plan, a comprehensive plan, to replace Obamacare.

TRUMP: Yes, I have. Of course, I have. The individual mandate.

WALLACE: [crosstalk] when I finish I’m going to give an opportunity-

TRUMP: Excuse me. I got rid of the individual mandate, which was a big chunk of Obamacare.

WALLACE: That’s not a comprehensive plan.

TRUMP: That is absolutely a big thing. That was the worst part of Obamacare.

WALLACE: I didn’t ask, sir.

TRUMP: Chris, that was the worst part of Obamacare.

WALLACE: You’re debating him not me. Let me ask my question.

TRUMP: Well, I’ll ask Joe. The individual mandate was the most unpopular aspect of Obamacare.

WALLACE: Mr. President.

TRUMP: I got rid of it. And we will protect people.

WALLACE: Mr. President, I’m the moderator of this debate and I would like you to let me ask my question and then you can answer.

TRUMP: Go ahead.

WALLACE: You, in the course of these four years, have never come up with a comprehensive plan to replace Obamacare, and just this last Thursday you signed a largely symbolic Executive Order to protect people with pre-existing conditions five days before this debate. So my question, sir, is what is the Trump healthcare plan?

TRUMP: Well, first of all, I guess I’m debating you, not him, but that’s okay. I’m not surprised. Let me just tell you something. There’s nothing symbolic. I’m cutting drug prices. I’m going with Favored Nations, which no President has the courage to do because you’re going against big pharma. Drug prices will be coming down 80 or 90%. You could have done it during your 47-year period in government, but you didn’t do it. Nobody’s done it. So we’re cutting healthcare.

WALLACE: What about pre-existing conditions?

TRUMP: All of the things that we’ve done.

BIDEN: He has not done healthcare.

TRUMP: I’ll give you an example. Insulin, it was destroying families, destroying people, the cost. I’m getting it for so cheap it’s like water, you want to know the truth. So cheap. Take a look at all of the drugs that what we’re doing. Prescription drug prices, we’re going to allow our Governors now to go to other countries to buy drugs because when they paid just a tiny fraction of what we do.

WALLACE: Okay, like I say, this is open discussion.

TRUMP: This is big stuff.

WALLACE: Sir, you’ll be happy. I’m about to pick up on one of your points to ask the Vice President, which is, he points out that you would like to add a public option to Obamacare.

BIDEN: Yes.

WALLACE: And the argument that he makes and other Republicans make is that that is going to end private insurance.

BIDEN: It is not.

WALLACE: If I start asking the question.

TRUMP: That’s not what your party says, by the way.

WALLACE: And it will end private insurance and create a government takeover of healthcare.

BIDEN: It does not. It’s only for those people who are so poor they qualify for Medicaid they can get that free in most States, except Governors who want to deny people who are poor Medicaid. Anyone who qualifies for Medicaid would automatically be enrolled in the public option. The vast majority of the American people would still not be in that option. Number one. Number two.

TRUMP: Joe, you agreed with Bernie Sanders, who’s far left, on the manifesto, we call it. And that gives you socialized medicine.

BIDEN: Look, hey.

TRUMP: Are you saying you didn’t agree?

BIDEN: I’m not going to listen to him. The fact of the matter is I beat Bernie Sanders.

TRUMP: Not by much.

BIDEN: I beat him by a whole hell of a lot.

TRUMP: Not by much.

BIDEN: I’m here standing facing you, old buddy.

TRUMP: If Pocahontas would have left two days early you would have lost every primary.

BIDEN: All he knows how to do-

TRUMP: On Super Tuesday, you got very lucky.

BIDEN: Look he’s the deal. I got very lucky. I’m going to get very lucky tonight as well.

TRUMP: With what?

BIDEN: And tonight I’m going to make sure.

TRUMP: With what?

BIDEN: Because here’s the deal, here’s the deal. The fact is that everything he’s saying so far is simply a lie. I’m not here to call out his lies. Everybody knows he’s a liar.

TRUMP: But you agree. Joe, you’re the liar. You graduated last in your class not first in your class.

BIDEN: God, I want to make sure-

WALLACE: Mr. President, can you let him finish, sir?

BIDEN: No, he doesn’t know how to do that.

TRUMP: You’d be surprised. You’d be surprised. Go ahead, Joe.

BIDEN: The wrong guy, the wrong night, at the wrong time.

TRUMP: Listen, you agreed with Bernie Sanders and the manifesto.

BIDEN: There is no manifesto, number one.

WALLACE: Please let him speak, Mr. President.

BIDEN: Number two.

TRUMP: He just lost the left.

BIDEN: Number two.

TRUMP: You just lost the left. You agreed with Bernie Sanders on a plan that you absolutely agreed to and under that plan [crosstalk], they call it socialized medicine.

WALLACE: Mr. President.

BIDEN: I’ll tell you what, he is not for any help for people needing healthcare.

TRUMP: Who is, Bernie?